Hello. You probably remember me from such blogs as, "Pie is God" and, "Kerry Catona Is The Devil Incarnate - and you can get two for £5 at Iceland".
Here you'll find my thoughts and opinions on all manner of things that you probably don't give two hoots about my thoughts and opinions of. Tough luck - it's my blog and you're stuck with it. Unless you click away to a different site, of course.
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Caution: this blog contains swearing, bad grammar and gratuitous use of the word "kettle".